Organizer Rant of The Day: "Rotating" Underwear

As a personal home/office organizer I MUST veto this practice of ridiculousness called "rotating" your underwear.

Do you do this?

Source: Fauziah Ismail

It's where you put our most recently-laundered undies on the bottom of your pile so that you wear the less "fresh" ones on top.

Are you kidding me?  Priorities, people!  Let's save our energy for the important things...like doing our laundry in the first place, getting the dishes washed, and hugging our loved ones.

Panties are not milk and eggs.
CLEAN underwear is not a perishable good.
Laundry does not expire!

Let's just make sure we rotate the underwear that we actually wear, not the storage of it, huh?

Thank you.  I feel better already.

Happy December, everyone!